Life Expectancy

For those of you who have no idea how to conduct yourself as a hospitalized patient, here are a few guidelines for a successful stay:

1) If you are there 'cuz of something you've done to yourself, don't get mad at me.

2) If you ignore #1 by using foul language, trying to hit me, calling me names, etc, it will not improve your situation.

3) If you refuse the treatments set out for you to get better, I'm going to wonder why you are here with us.

4) If you threaten to go AMA (self discharging 'Against Medical Advise') it will not make me comply to your ideas regarding how things should take place.

Once you leave though, it will improve my situation.

Adios.

Be well